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An intimate journey into the mind of a true madman
The Voice in My Head
"I have sympathy for no one, save for the Devil. Just like he told me to subliminally through the dangerous craft of Rock and Roll"
Other Planes of Existence
The Woooooooooo! Scale
1.0-1.9)Wo
This movie sucks. Never, EVER go see this movie. Not even drugs will make this better.
Comparable to: Gigli. I was forced to see it.
Ho's: The lady at EZ Mart
2.0-2.9)Woo
The only thing that will make this better IS drugs.
Comparable to: Beowulf 3D; The Man Without a Face; Hulk
Ho's: Karen Fryman
3.0-3.9)Wooo
You've lost me. Where am I?
Comparable to: The Transporter 2; War of the Worlds
Ho's: Rosie O'Donnell; Nail-Face
4.0-4.9)Woooo
Starting to get bored.
Comparable to: The Transporter; Fast and the Furious
Ho's: That short-haired chick that used to date Rosie O'Donnell
5.0-5.9)Wooooo
Middle of the road. Good enough to keep me entertained--which is not hard to do.
Comparable to: Constantine
Ho's: Katie Couric
6.0-6.9)Woooooo
A little better than your average movie. Worth a look.
Comparable to: The Mummy
Ho's: Hot girls at Arkansas State University
7.0-7.9)Wooooooo
Had something in it that made it stand out: plot, acting, directing, etc. As you move up the scale, these get better.
Comparable to: Disney Movies; About Schmidt
Ho's: Lachelle Marie; Delta Delta Delta
8.0-8.9)Woooooooo
Highly entertaining. A must see for everyone who likes the movies I like.
Comparable to: Gladiator; 300; As Good as it Gets; Back to the Future; Breakfast Club
Ho's: Jenna Jamison
9.0-9.9)Wooooooooo
Right up there with greatness. Will be a classic.
Comparable to: Tombstone; Unforgiven; Vacation; Caddyshack; Indiana Jones; Star Wars
Ho's: Allison Stokke
10)Woooooooooo!
Nerd boner city! Go see this movie immediately! The top 1% of all movies i've ever seen.
Comparable to: The Godfather; The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly; Braveheart; Cool Hand Luke; Lonesome Dove
Ho's: Heidi Klum
This movie sucks. Never, EVER go see this movie. Not even drugs will make this better.
Comparable to: Gigli. I was forced to see it.
Ho's: The lady at EZ Mart
2.0-2.9)Woo
The only thing that will make this better IS drugs.
Comparable to: Beowulf 3D; The Man Without a Face; Hulk
Ho's: Karen Fryman
3.0-3.9)Wooo
You've lost me. Where am I?
Comparable to: The Transporter 2; War of the Worlds
Ho's: Rosie O'Donnell; Nail-Face
4.0-4.9)Woooo
Starting to get bored.
Comparable to: The Transporter; Fast and the Furious
Ho's: That short-haired chick that used to date Rosie O'Donnell
5.0-5.9)Wooooo
Middle of the road. Good enough to keep me entertained--which is not hard to do.
Comparable to: Constantine
Ho's: Katie Couric
6.0-6.9)Woooooo
A little better than your average movie. Worth a look.
Comparable to: The Mummy
Ho's: Hot girls at Arkansas State University
7.0-7.9)Wooooooo
Had something in it that made it stand out: plot, acting, directing, etc. As you move up the scale, these get better.
Comparable to: Disney Movies; About Schmidt
Ho's: Lachelle Marie; Delta Delta Delta
8.0-8.9)Woooooooo
Highly entertaining. A must see for everyone who likes the movies I like.
Comparable to: Gladiator; 300; As Good as it Gets; Back to the Future; Breakfast Club
Ho's: Jenna Jamison
9.0-9.9)Wooooooooo
Right up there with greatness. Will be a classic.
Comparable to: Tombstone; Unforgiven; Vacation; Caddyshack; Indiana Jones; Star Wars
Ho's: Allison Stokke
10)Woooooooooo!
Nerd boner city! Go see this movie immediately! The top 1% of all movies i've ever seen.
Comparable to: The Godfather; The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly; Braveheart; Cool Hand Luke; Lonesome Dove
Ho's: Heidi Klum
Insanity Files
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